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Lara Marie Schoenhals is a New York Times bestselling author.

And don’t you forget it! Peruse her many articles for various publications below.

 

Doing Meth with My Stepmom

Broadly - March 30, 2016

‘You Do Not Want the Energy of a Stolen Crystal’

MEL Magazine - July 20, 2016

The Ultimate Gift Guide for Aggrieved Liberals

MEL Magazine - December 19, 2016

Nick Cutter Will Scare the Shit Out of You Like Stephen King Never Did

MEL Magazine - October 26, 2016

That’s My Fetish: Pegging

MEL Magazine - June 220164,

Kenny Scharf Turned My Car Into Street Art

MEL Magazine - May 18,

Self-Help Patrol: 420-Friendly Fitness

MEL Magazine - April 19, 2016

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Carma Sutra: An Illustrated Guide to Vehicular Coitus

MEL Magazine - March 15, 2016

An Open Letter To The California Powerball Winner Who Never Claimed Their Jackpot

MEL Magazine - February 2, 2016

Japan’s Biggest Deadhead Wants to Spread Hippie Culture Across the Country—One Tie-Dyed Tee at a Time

MEL Magazine - December 4, 2017

I Crashed L.A.’s Most Notorious Mansion Party — and Totally ‘Freed’ Myself

MEL Magazine - January 13, 2016

What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Nothing

MEL Magazine - December 29, 2016

10 Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

MEL Magazine - October 28, 2016

My Dad Let Me Watch Him Crack Open Skulls When I Was Eight

June 13, 2016

‘We Are Not That Impossible, Wonderful City on the Playa’

MEL Magazine - May 15, 2016

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‘Not Here for the Music’

MEL Magazine - April 18, 2016

My Summer of Love and Jam Bands

MEL Magazine - March 25, 2016

Astrology for Dudes

MEL Magazine - March 1, 2016

5 High School Movie Parties I Wish I Could Attend IRL

Thought Catalog - August 12, 2014

I Went To The Premiere Of ‘Fast & Furious 6’. Here’s What You Need To Know.

Thought Catalog - May 23, 2013

5 Things Women Should Stop Being Afraid Of

Thought Catalog - July 11, 2012

Let’s Talk About American Girl Dolls

Thought Catalog - March 22, 2012

5 Reasons I’m Obsessed With The Wolf of Wall Street

Thought Catalog - June 20, 2013

Happy Birthday, Tom Everett Scott

Thought Catalog - September 12, 2012

A Review Of The Men On The Bachelorette

Thought Catalog - June 20, 2012

An Apology To Britney Spears

Thought Catalog - February 28, 2012