I’m a New York Times bestselling author.
And don’t you forget it! Peruse my articles for various publications below.
I think About This a Lot: Vanderpump Rules Edition
Doing Meth with my StepmomBroadly
‘You Do Not Want the Energy of a Stolen Crystal’MEL Magazine
The Ultimate Gift Guide for Aggrieved LiberalsMEL MAGAZINE
Nick Cutter Will Scare the Shit Out of You Like Stephen King Never DidMEL MAGAZINE
That’s My Fetish: PeggingMEL MAGAZINE
Kenny Scharf Turned My Car Into Street ArtMEL MAGAZINE
Self-Help Patrol: 420-Friendly FitnessMEL MAGAZINE
Carma Sutra: An Illustrated Guide to Vehicular CoitusMEL MAGAZINE
An Open Letter To The Powerball Winner Who Never Claimed Their JackpotMEL MAGAZINE
5 High School Movie Parties I Wish I Could Attend IRLTHOUGHT CATALOG
I Went To The Premiere Of ‘Fast & Furious 6’. Here’s What You Need To Know.THOUGHT CATALOG
5 Things Women Should Stop Being Afraid OfTHOUGHT CATALOG
Let’s Talk About American Girl DollsTHOUGHT CATALOG
Japan’s Biggest Deadhead Wants To Spread Hippie Culture Across The CountryMEL Magazine
I Crashed L.A.’s Most Notorious Mansion Party — and Totally ‘Freed’ MyselfMEL MAGAZINE
What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: NothingMEL MAGAZINE
10 Last-Minute Halloween Costume IdeasMEL MAGAZINE
My Dad Let Me Watch Him Crack Open Skulls When I Was EightMEL MAGAZINE
‘We Are Not That Impossible, Wonderful City on the Playa’MEL MAGAZINE
‘Not Here for the Music’MEL MAGAZINE
My Summer of Love and Jam BandsMEL MAGAZINE
Astrology for DudesMEL MAGAZINE
5 Reasons I’m Obsessed With The Wolf of Wall StreetTHOUGHT CATALOG
Happy Birthday, Tom Everett ScottTHOUGHT CATALOG
A Review Of The Men On The BacheloretteTHOUGHT CATALOG
An Apology To Britney SpearsTHOUGHT CATALOG