cosmosextips The Strangler: This is for all the ladies out there who like it rough! Tell your man you want him to strangle fuck you until he comes. When it's over, call 911 and have him arrested for assault and battery! Press charges and lawyer up. Take the case all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary. Once your bf has been found guilty and sentenced to 18-24 months in prison, go down on him one last time before he goes to the slammer, but don't let him climax. He'll be thinking about you for the rest of his life! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips The True Love Test: Combine a shot of vodka, a shot of fireball, a dash of cinnamon and a full tampon's worth of your own period blood into a martini glass. Garnish with fresh shaved nutmeg. Serve to your boyfriend at room temperature. If he drinks the whole thing with a satisfied smile, you'll know his love for you is real. If he hesitates, run for the hills, girl! He DOESN'T deserve you. #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips The Jalapeño Popper: Next time you're blowing your man, spice things up (literally) by rubbing some jalapeño seeds on his perineum then sliding your finger into his butt. Once you've lit his world on fire, he'll be screaming with pleasure! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips The Sugar Mama: This one's sure to blow his mind! Announce to your boyfriend that you're taking him out for dinner at his favorite restaurant. When dessert comes, break the news to him that his mother has stage 3 lung cancer and everyone in his family knew about it but didn't want to tell him. Gently explain that, best case scenario, his mom has 6 good months of life left. When your bf starts crying, shout "Just kidding, babe!" and jerk him off furiously under the table, using his tears as lube! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips The Wario: Hey let's face it, boys like to game! Tell your bf that you're gonna let him have a "gamer night in." While he's playing Mario Kart in the living room, come in wearing nothing but your sexiest racing helmet, and insert the joystick inside of you (front...or back!) and steer yourself into an orgasm he'll never forget. #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips The Greek Goddess: Make a Greek yogurt popsicle and insert into your lady parts. Striptease for you man, slowly pull down your panties, and bend over very slowly in front of him. Now queef. When the melted yogurt squirts all over his face, he'll be sure to blow his load too! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips Date Night Delight: Wear a super sexy outfit for date night with your man. While you're out, tease him alllllll night. When things start to get hot and heavy back home, arch your back and let him slip it in for one thrust, then scream "Cramps!" push him away violently and fall asleep. In the morning he'll be begging for more! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips Prick or Treat: Hide a needle in your mouth. As you're giving your man a blowjob, slowly insert it into his urethra. The more he thrusts, the more he bleeds! #CosmoSexTip
cosmosextips Mr. Freeze: Get a hollow dildo and fill it with water. Put it in the freezer until it's frozen icy cool! Wait until your boyfriend's fast asleep and slowly insert the ice cock into his asshole. After about 2 inches he'll surely awaken with a scream of pleasure! When he does, spit in his face. He'll know who's boss and he'll be begging for more! #CosmoSexTip
